When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet
by LiLi and the PPs April 07, 2023
Worst schools in Cork principal is above 6” and don’t know how to stfu half the time all a bunch of cheeky shits in there
by Imagine caring bt life October 06, 2022
Incredible guitarist that has been the former touring guitarist of one of my four favorite bands, Panic! At The Disco. He is super, super attractive and he's very funny. He can also sing like an angel, god I would do anything for him.
Friend: Hey, do you know any good guitarists?
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!
by FALLOUTBOYTRASH December 17, 2017
by My.bleach.killed.itself June 07, 2017
Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
by Gavin 🦔 November 06, 2021
by CrawfordMoment April 27, 2022