alex crawford

A Jew with amber friend zoning him everyday

Sorry alex crawford I’m friend zoning u

by Lily Warwick May 5, 2018

shane crawford

a random ass stupid nigga

thats a shane crawford rite there bois

by SUCC SUCC SUCC SUCC ME ME ME M December 12, 2019

Cameron Crawford

Will ask to rearrange your guts but can’t due to his micro penis
Likes to yeehaw but can’t haw your yee

Hairy hairy man

He prefers the dirty adam to all sexual acts

Did you see that yeti?? Or was that cameron crawford????

by phatass68696969 March 19, 2020

Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023

mason crawford

A fat black nigga with a small penis and super small balls

Wow mason crawford is super gay

by bugweiner February 1, 2024

DIRTY CRAWFORD

When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet

Boss called, he wants a Dirty Crawford again

by LiLi and the PPs April 7, 2023

Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

by anonymous November 25, 2023