BITCH CRAFT

The art of pissing people off while smiling.

Teddy excels at bitch crafting as he smiles to piss Joe off. Then Joe cries.

by Susett de Rebecca Creek March 8, 2018

High-Craft

The game of creating food dishes while under the influence of marijuana. Usually creating something absurd.

Yo bro last night when we got baked, you were playing *High-Craft* and you deadass made an omelette sandwich taco.

by Stoner-Man March 10, 2022

Elephant Craft

Better than Dr.Empty but not as graceful or charming as Pro Panda.

Elephant Craft is such a gamer, but not as cool as Pro.

by Elephant craft March 24, 2022

Craft rage

Extreme frustration to cope during crafting activities due to a combination of inability

I went to an art gallery and tried to make a tissue paper garland. After spending 30 minutes fashioning a limp specimen
I got exceedingly frustrated having glanced over at the middle class 8 year old’s perfect blooms; in a fit of craft rage I screwed up my flower and stormed out

by NE17 April 15, 2022

Craft Craver

possesses an incessant need to create, and improve their life because of it. When under intense pressure their confidence and intelligence help them prevail. They are passionate about everything and skilled in both planning and executing. They define themselves by their creations, allowing their work to speak for them.

I knew Don wouldn't let the stress get to him. He always comes up with a mind blowing solution because he is a real craft craver.

by Eurica! March 8, 2010

craft bro

An obnoxious bro who only drinks trendy craft beer and tells everyone about it whether they ask or not

Nate started bartending at a dive near the bus station and a craft bro walked in and bitched that they didn't have the trendy beer of the season. He was out on his ass in seconds.

by von groovy April 8, 2019

Craft-tastrophe

A catastrophe that happens while crafting

It was a huge craft-tastrophe when the embossing powder fell off of the shelf and spilled everywhere

by Jboo7869 August 1, 2017