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courter

One who seeks out the likes of another with great care and persistence in hopes that they may one day be wed.
Victariarr's courter is at long last the quite sane Jrarrmy.

When the courter, Jrarrmy, sees the courtee, Victariarr, he often leaps with great glee!
by Jrarrmy November 11, 2006
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slobstacle course

Surroundings that have become difficult to navigate because of excessive clutter.
I nearly tripped and broke my neck passing through the slobstacle course my kids left in the living room.
by mistert20032003 March 24, 2009
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Turd Courier

A person who carriers a human shit through customs in his or her suitcase.

The shit is produced at the end of the victims 18-30 holiday as he or she prepares to fly home. The turd is placed into another tourist's packed suitcase (in a plastic bag or dropped directly) without their prior knowledge. The suitcase is then be zipped back up and nothing more will be said by the perpetrator until the unsuspecting victim has reclaimed their luggage and left for the airport.
"That bitch has fucked me up on this holiday - she's going to be my turd courier."
by nomercy82 October 4, 2011
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Last Course

The Last Course is a male's expectation to receive a gratuitous blow job or hand job from his male or female partner after treating said partner to wonderful meal at a fine dining establishment. The Last Course is typically served up in the car on the ride home. Once in the car, the male unzips his pants and tenders up his stiff, rigid penis for the expected blow job or handy from his mate. It is customary, proper manners and a show of appreciation for the partner to oblige and to savor the flavor of the Last Course.
John took his new girlfriend Penny out for a lovely steak dinner at his favorite steakhouse. Upon leaving, John tendered up his rigid cock on the drive back to her apartment. Penny graciously obliged to John's engorged satisfaction and savored every drop of the meal's Last Course.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015
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bummed by coursework

Where an individual has so much coursework to complete they literally feel as if the work may have entered their anal passage...
The worst form being a funnel like formation of papers allowing maximum penetration of assorted writing implements.
"Nat couldn't make it to the party, she was 100% bummed by coursework"
by Big Richo May 20, 2007
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course knowledge

A golf term which has gained mainstream popularity to describe one's having an advantage borne of prior experience.
Charles attributed his success with "da womens" to course knowledge.
by sheila in the car June 28, 2009
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because of course

Phrase:
Meaning that the reason for an occurrence, action, behavior is/should be apparent to involved parties. Popularized on ticket Miami sports shows by D. Lebatard, J. Taylor, etc.
No one thinks the U.S. will win the World Cup...because of course!
by Thatguy4088 June 29, 2014
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