could care less

When you don't care about something, so much so that you can't be bothered to lower your interest in the activity, as that would take more effort than you are willing to put forth.
John: I see you failed your math class?
Bob: Whatever. I could care less.

by boxboy23 November 24, 2006
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I could eat a horse

The proper third line to a haiku.
Today was so mid
Nothing was very goated
I could eat a horse
by Shane Churilla July 30, 2021
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Could I bag you ??

Ask someone you liked or used to like if you shot your shot would you miss 👀👀
-Wsp
-Heyy
-I a question
-what is it?
-Could I bag you ??
-Ofc😅
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when she says “you could go by mine but…” don’t think about it too much, she wants you to ask her out
“what’s my name in your snap?”
“idk” “you could go by mine but…”
by Jackaverysbae April 25, 2022
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It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!

Could it have been? 😑 Really? Would I have had to (in any way) publicly affirm values in which I do not actually believe (i.e. Hard work, your religious presuppositions, political views, the you are not inferior to me, etc)? Because then, no, it COULDN'T hvae been me.
Retard "It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!"

Hym "Is the only thing stopping it from being me, YOU, being a bitch? Is that the only thing obstructing my path? Because if I have to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for it to have been me then, no, it couldn't have."
by Hym Iam September 18, 2023
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I Could Use With A Snack

What one might say when every one else is eating, but you have no food. so u want someone else to get the hint and buy you a snack.
GUY: Hey chuck gimme some food!
Chuck: NO!!!
GUY: O man I could use with a snack
by gastaftor May 16, 2008
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that ass could eat you

fucking sexy as fuck, meaning their ass is so good it could eat your dick
Have you seen Lachlan. God damn that ass could eat you!
by gingerbullfrog March 23, 2014
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