Constipation Masturbation

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!

The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007

Passport constipation

When you have applied for a passport with the US Government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can't squeeze out a passport for your spring break trip!

Hey Tracy: Have you received your passport yet for our trip to Punta Cana on Friday?

Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-

by MaxtheCameraMan April 4, 2009

alcoholic constipation

The inability to pass a pub or bar.

Man, that was a great night last night! All seven of us suffered alcoholic constipation. We must have hit every bar in town!

by TheNotBob December 6, 2009

Emotional-Constipation

When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea

THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL-CONSTIPATION THAT I AM FEELING RN IS NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME

by yo dey ley he hoooo March 23, 2021

metaphorically constipated

The mental state of not giving a shit.

Boy: you look like shit today

Girl: I'm metaphorically constipated

by Bigtittycommittee69 January 26, 2014

vehicular constipation

Anyone driving slower than you and refuses to move over to let you pass. Beware all station wagons. Or just anyone driving ridiculously slow. Beware handicap as well. I mean c'mon, you already had the accident.

vehicular constipation usually drive station wagons, or are handicapped, or foreigners, etc...

by b-tox May 17, 2012

Constipation Contraction

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.

Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?

by okaythen873 July 31, 2009