Conrad Simpson

Conrad has a massive nose he is also 6 foot nine and the type of boy known so shout “harreh my heads stuck open the sun roof “

Conrad Simpson - “ Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020

conrad

conrad is a really weird guy who watches your name repeatedly and he plays your name piano and talks to his best friend Ryusei chan he's a very nice friend

are you gay? conrad: yes but i only like woman

by R Y T May 17, 2022

Conrad

Conrad is a state of being, not a person. Never a person.

"Wow that guy must be Conrad right now"
"Ikr"

by TrebuchetIsGod March 22, 2021

Conrad Veidt

Objectively the greatest person to ever live. The OG goth. Amazing actor. Most based man alive in the 1930s.

Women fight for Conrad Veidt!

by lighthouseacrossthebay October 20, 2025

Conrad

A boy who appears shy at first, but once you get to know him, he’s sweet, kind, and you end up loving (either platonically or not)

You should get to know him, he seems like a conrad

by TheFrenchDuck May 2, 2021

Conrad

When you’re just about to go to bed and you wanna spend time with somebody. So you kinda miss them, but you’ve never met them so you can’t miss them.

I I think I’m doing a Conrad tonight

by Secret person 007 February 9, 2022

to pull a conrad

To do something an asshole would do

John really knows how to pull a Conrad when it comes to dealing with kids, just last week he stole candy from a baby

by Captainpankek May 27, 2016