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nasty conrad

A sexual act where a condom filled with spaghetti is forcefully shoved down the urethra of the male while another goes up the rectum
"I may have had a nasty Conrad last night, but after that I got the loud sex
by Pbarlow358 September 5, 2016
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Conrad Simpson

Conrad has a massive nose he is also 6 foot nine and the type of boy known so shout “harreh my heads stuck open the sun roof “
Conrad Simpson - “ Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “
by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020
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Conrad Kellogg

Kellogg is a very powerful opponent, with decent armor and (depending on player character level) generally more than twice as much health as an NPC companion.
Technically, Kellogg is one of the oldest characters in the Fallout series when not accounting for non-human characters (such as ghouls, super mutants or Harold) or humans who spent their lives in extensive cryogenic supports (such as Robert House, Sole Survivor, Stanislaus Braun), although Kellogg's age is a result of cybernetic improvements
by falloutenjoyer January 14, 2022
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Conrad

Conrad is smart, funny, and caring. He has been through a lot in his life, loosing his mom and dad at a young age. But Conrad was given a second chance at life being that he had a loving family member take him in. Now he lives his best life with an amazing family. He has a family that supports him and friends that care deeply for him.
by Bob chad July 23, 2019
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Conrad Pritzlaff

Gay Pervert Who Plays Fortnite and Sucks Dick For A Living and Has Sex Every 69 Hours
Freind 1 : Lets Be Like Conrad Pritzlaff Tonight Baby
Freind 2 : Whats That Mean?
Freind 1 : For Us To Be Gay and Have Sex Together
by Wandasticker February 7, 2022
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conrad

Conrad is a big fat faggot , he likes to suck big oily black cocks
Conrad: can i suck you
Black man: no
Does it anyway.
by The child slayer April 29, 2022
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Conrad

a boy (ASIAN) who is extroverted, when you get to know him you'd think he's a little gay.. but if you got to know him on a deeper level you'd know he's bi(himself). you'd appreciate his yaps to even brick walls or evil witches and realize he took one for the team (bless up twyn🙏🛐).
Bro, if you cycle talk past 2am you're pullin a Conrad !!
by twinw.h.y.b July 15, 2025
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