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nasty conrad

A sexual act where a condom filled with spaghetti is forcefully shoved down the urethra of the male while another goes up the rectum
"I may have had a nasty Conrad last night, but after that I got the loud sex
by Pbarlow358 September 5, 2016
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Conrad Kellogg

Kellogg is a very powerful opponent, with decent armor and (depending on player character level) generally more than twice as much health as an NPC companion.
Technically, Kellogg is one of the oldest characters in the Fallout series when not accounting for non-human characters (such as ghouls, super mutants or Harold) or humans who spent their lives in extensive cryogenic supports (such as Robert House, Sole Survivor, Stanislaus Braun), although Kellogg's age is a result of cybernetic improvements
by falloutenjoyer January 14, 2022
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Conrad

Conrad is smart, funny, and caring. He has been through a lot in his life, loosing his mom and dad at a young age. But Conrad was given a second chance at life being that he had a loving family member take him in. Now he lives his best life with an amazing family. He has a family that supports him and friends that care deeply for him.
by Bob chad July 23, 2019
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conrad

j: what’s up with conrad
b: (mesmerized)
by _wtfshawtyy November 22, 2022
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Conrad

When you’re just about to go to bed and you wanna spend time with somebody. So you kinda miss them, but you’ve never met them so you can’t miss them.
I I think I’m doing a Conrad tonight
by Secret person 007 February 9, 2022
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to pull a conrad

To do something an asshole would do
John really knows how to pull a Conrad when it comes to dealing with kids, just last week he stole candy from a baby
by Captainpankek May 27, 2016
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Conrad Pollock

someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it
"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights
by z1gmaster32 May 25, 2023
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