Similar to Workman's Comp, it is when you are being compensated for an injury received while house-watching for a friend.
My neighbor left on a trip to Miami three days ago. Before he left he asked me to watch over his house while he was on vacation. This included feeding his fish and letting his dogs out. While doing one of these chores, I fell down and tore my ACL. When I talked to him on the phone after the accident, I said he should compensate me for all of my medical charges related to the incident, what I wanted was house-man's comp.
by OptionalWatch December 8, 2009
Get the House-man's Compmug. The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Get the comp-u-terdmug. by solidtsw June 2, 2007
Get the comp-o-tonmug. by Will Kjel September 5, 2006
Get the comp me noobmug. by the guy person stuff August 25, 2008
Get the brb my mums gonna use compmug. Mix of simping and competing. A thing that guys do to try and 'assert dominance' over a girl, letting other guys know that "she's mine". It is when someone manages to do something or get her to say something that they count as a W for them, and they use it to brag.
"guys, Jessica sat on me. She's weird" says Jarek to his friends.
"Yeah and she tried to assault me," Says Noa.
"stfu stop comping literally no one cares," replies Aidan
"Yeah and she tried to assault me," Says Noa.
"stfu stop comping literally no one cares," replies Aidan
by peahcboi69 December 18, 2022
Get the Compingmug.