chop a cog

To go and have a wank,

aka rip one out

Ill be back in a sec lads, im off to chop a cog

by lordofthetower June 17, 2009

kuppy cog

Kitty Cat that has an identity crisis and behaves like a Puppy Dog. Examples of this behavior include eating the dogs food, sleeping in the dogs bed, greeting you at the door when you get home from work, doing tricks for treats or cookies, playing with the dogs toys, playing fetch, coming running when you call its name, begging for dog treats, trying to run outside to do "business" with the other dogs, generally anything un-cat like that leans more towards common canine behavior. A cat that truly believes that it is a dog.

Honey, I caught the kuppy cog eating Fido's food again.

by BooBooKitty1973 February 27, 2015

Rooster cog-burn

An asshole with longhair that goes to clubs with his friends and only gets guys numbers.

Wow we went to the club with john and he got like 12 guys numbers and no girls. Hes such a rooster cog-burn

by Kfedex123433 November 24, 2011

snotch cog

to mess around, foreplay

ex: you're not a top or a bottom but a snotch cog!!

Are you down to snotch cog?

by luxury713 September 26, 2011

Stooped Cog

A part of a machine that's stooped in nature. Or a person who's been fucked one too many times and needs a good colonic to rinse out all the left over DNA

"That there is a stooped" or
"That boys a stooped cog"

by XKing C0TT0Nx April 28, 2022

Drop a cog

The act of straining so hard you get a hernia in you ball sack and you look like one ball is bigger and lower than the other

Fuck me, you might drop a cog lifting that heavy arsed mofo

by Hairy wheelbarrow November 14, 2023

Cognizant Carbs

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

by Darren Besert May 6, 2018