Cog

Cat + dog person

James: Are you a cat or dog person?
Max: I am more of a Cog person.

by Max01Mad July 31, 2019

Cogging

The act of tying your penis into a knot

Ryan started Cogging because he got tired of having an untied penis.

by gayfaggnuts June 1, 2024

COG

Child of God

I can’t send you nudes, I’m a COG.

by Daddy’s Girl69 May 6, 2020

Cog

A mysterious creature that is the perfect mix between a cat and a dog. It’s loyal but also couldn’t care less about your existence. One second it’s cuddling, the next it’s knocking stuff off the counter for fun.

Bro, your pet just chased its tail, knocked over a plant, and then stared into the void for ten minutes. That thing’s a straight-up cog.”
“She’s a cog. One minute she’s clingy, next minute she ghosts you. Cat-dog energy.

by blackcat3030202 June 30, 2025

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot.

Matthew messed up the cogging process and lost all the blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024

cogged

Describes a person or situation when someone experiences substantial cognitive dissonance (abbreviated) and the 'cogs' of the mind get stuck.

He pointed out that animals are more cruel to each other in the wild than domesticated by humans. The PETA rep became silent, unsure how to respond. Looks like he's cogged.

by Jimmawww July 9, 2021

Cogs

A mans testicles, balls, hangers, etc.

Jeremy: it’s 103 degrees outside!
Chris: I can tell, I’m sweating my cogs off!

by Stunade June 12, 2018