Shit Coma

The lethargy, emptiness and tiredness after having a large bowel movement.

I just dropped the browns to the superbowl and I need to sit down now because I'm in a big shit coma!

by estarno May 2, 2010

drunken coma

The maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. This state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.

Dude 1: "Pete partied really hard last night, man."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."

by Scathe July 20, 2008

Dick coma

When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.

Jessica, last night Jim and I had such good sex I was in a dick coma for 24 minutes!

by Jaredmilled August 15, 2016

Coma-mare

A long-lasting, intense, and frightening nightmare that occurs while in a medically-induced coma. Most people who experience them later battle varying degrees of PTSD.

I have PTSD from the coma-mares I suffered while in septic shock.

by Dan C. Gilliam October 26, 2017

Shit coma

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting

I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl

by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017

Nostalgia Coma

A state where upon witnessing something wonderful from your childhood you spend several hours on the internet exploring it.

Dude I found this video on Youtube that was a compilation of 80's cartoon themes! Next time I looked at a clock it was five hours later! What the hell happened?

You must have gone into a severe nostalgia coma

by corsairjoshua March 7, 2011

Cordy-coma

That feeling you get when you pour yourself a cordial in the largest cup you can find and you slam it down in one go, you're outa breath and it puts you into a cordy-coma. It just hits the spot.

You slammed that down, you must be in a cordy-coma.

by ynneBBenny December 17, 2018