The maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. This state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.
Dude 1: "Pete partied really hard last night, man."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."
by Scathe July 20, 2008
Get the drunken comamug. My wife called the ambulance because she found me on the floor of the bathroom but it was just a pood coma.
by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 15, 2019
Get the pood comamug. I just dropped the browns to the superbowl and I need to sit down now because I'm in a big shit coma!
by estarno May 2, 2010
Get the Shit Comamug. That feeling you get when you pour yourself a cordial in the largest cup you can find and you slam it down in one go, you're outa breath and it puts you into a cordy-coma. It just hits the spot.
by ynneBBenny December 17, 2018
Get the Cordy-comamug. A coma induced by skittles. The only way of survival is through natural awakening or for the skittle breath to be taken away by another.
After the woman went mad and attacked an innocent civilian for a bag of skittles, she consumed them so quickly that she placed herself into a skittle coma.
by Skittles Mistress October 22, 2010
Get the Skittle Comamug. A state where upon witnessing something wonderful from your childhood you spend several hours on the internet exploring it.
Dude I found this video on Youtube that was a compilation of 80's cartoon themes! Next time I looked at a clock it was five hours later! What the hell happened?
You must have gone into a severe nostalgia coma
You must have gone into a severe nostalgia coma
by corsairjoshua March 7, 2011
Get the Nostalgia Comamug. When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.
by Jaredmilled August 15, 2016
Get the Dick comamug.