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Cigarettes after sex

Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.
Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!

Nancy: I know, sug!

Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023
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Exalted Cigarettes

An exclamation expressing surprise or amazement.
see: holy smokes
Exalted Cigarettes, did you see those tits!?

Exalted Cigarettes, that was a sick car!

Exalted Cigarettes!
by SkullCruncher69 September 5, 2010
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stink cigarette

When a person asks someone for a cigarette and the cigarette holder doesnt not want to give one out. Revenge is then sought. The holder then puts potential bum cigarette filter end up his butt hole in a hidden fashion and then hands it off.
Erick: "Yeah. Sure have a cig you jerk."
Chris:"Dude. Is this a stink cigarette?"
by elhal October 3, 2013
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left handed cigarette

A left handed cigarette is marijuana.

It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.
"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."

I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.
by Jana November 16, 2004
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Cheyenne Cigars

A really cheap brand of cigarette/cigars that have alot of different flavors and have good tasting cigarettes.
Person #1: Are you smoking those cheyenne cigars?

Person #2: Yeah. They are cheap as hell and they taste good.

Person #2: Also it's better than paying seven dollars for a pack of niggaports.
by BakerOrDie123 September 20, 2009
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marijuana cigarette

Another term for a joint. Usually used by people who have never smoked pot before.
Hey, Geraldine, I saw some hoodlums smoking those funny marijuana cigarettes behind our house yesterday.
by jigglyjugs October 27, 2011
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Bondi Cigar

Usually found in the waters of Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia, the Bondi Cigar is excrement, usually human, that inhabits the waters seeking out victim swimmers to bump into. The excrement usually resembles a brown cigar, hence the name, although a wide variety of shapes and sizes have been known to exist. Swimming into one of these cigars is usually an unpleasant experience and can leave the victim in a state of shock. Bondi Cigars are usually serial offenders who prowl the Sydney waterways looking for unsuspecting interstate/international tourists which to assault.

That said, there is a large market for the extreme-sport of "Hunting the cigar" where thrillseekers track the cigars and break them up (usually by squashing them with their hands).
Squire Dinkling Chodeworth, an unsuspecting British tourist, was assaulted by a gang of 15 Bondi Cigars whilst swimming in Sydney Harbour. Dinkling died due to drowning, as a result of the shock of this incident.

Marl came to Australia with the purpose of hunting the Cigar. He wished to take one home and put it up as a trophy on the wall.
by Miguel222 November 5, 2005
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