Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

Christ the night

An expression commonly used in Northern Ireland to show annoyance, anger or disappointment. Similar to, jesus tonight.

"Did ye hear the prices of bucky are going up?"
"Christ the night"

by BuckyAddict November 30, 2018

Jesus Table-Making Christ

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.

"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"

by Drew M. November 28, 2006

christa janowiak

Original creator of the phrase “boneless wings are chicken nuggets”

Dude, Christa Janowiak told us all that boneless wings are chicken nuggets.

by Xander1999 February 12, 2018

christani

The prettiest and smartest girl you'll ever know. Shes boujee and conceited. Shes just that bitch PERIOD.

ME: HAVE YOU SEEN CHRISTANI?
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!

by DICKKKSONBITCHES June 21, 2020

Christ on a Cracker

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!

by michellezilla August 17, 2020

christal raine

ok christal raine yeahhh cant say thr nickname bc this site weird but anyways. heres whyyou should stan christal raine , shes cool yeah , she funny , she has a super cute dog called zelda , and omg ?!?!?!? whats this ???? a streamer who interacts with her fans wtv its called a bunch ?!?!?!?!? you bet bestie !!!! also the discords super cool lol like honestly we're rather iconic if you ask me. christal is a tiwtch streamer and youtuber ikr how cool she also plays overwatch !!!! how cool. shes a professional scorpio and j name hater but arent we all. ok thats it sub to her twitch and yt and follow her ig and twt @christalraine

did you hear that christal raine hates people called josh ?
as she should

by pixpixiezz September 4, 2021