Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.

Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree

by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021

christmas tree bite

A bite thats shaped like a christmas tree
Best bite in a sandwich

“Bro i shaped my sandwich for a christmas tree bite”
“Lucky”

by avianaCantgetoverherEx November 29, 2024

Trim my Christmas tree

Circumcision

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 22, 2022

Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.

I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.

by ArturKoz December 23, 2021

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022