*crickets chirp*

This is wat u say when a joke obviously isnt funny and u want the other person to kno it

tard: HEY WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
you: *sigh*
tard: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
you: *crickets chirp*

by el waldo November 30, 2006

chirp change

Spare change sitting on your dresser, perhaps in a ceramic volcano.

Bauer: Hey Wu you have any money to get FF/
Wu: yeah ill have to get some chirp change.

by OurLingo December 20, 2007

Batty Chirp

Batty Chirp is a derogatory comment to someone else, by means of giving them back chat.
Batty Chirp is also where someone is chatting blatant shit to you and you know that they are exaggerating or lying in order to make themselves seem better than you.

"Oi mate, don't be giving me any of that batty chirp!"
"Are you giving me batty chirp?"

by Benicassim August 16, 2011

the chirp of the 13%

A sound you will typically hear, usually over vocal intercoms like video games or phone calls, inside the home of the 13%

Adam: yo what's that damn chirping sound? I'm trying to focus without that going off ever 3 seconds
Tim: oh that's probably just the chirp of the 13% in our lobby

by Surtr September 25, 2023

Wet Chirps

A disgusting alternate name for hiccups

"John smoked on an empty stomach and now hes got the wet chirps"

by I'm Tryin'Ova'Ere March 13, 2020

HAB Chirp

When you’re in an ambulance and see a HAB (homeless and broke) your chirp them with your siren.

Saw a homeless guy under the bridge lastnight. Gave him a HAB Chirp

by 0000543210000 April 13, 2020

Word-chirp

When two or more people work together to remember a word that escapes them

They began word-chirping to come up with the name of their hometown mascot

by Browndressshoes December 6, 2016