brand caddy

Someone who purchases (expensive) Branded accessories for an activity without being able to do it, like Golf Caddies are weighed down with equipment but not actually playing.

“Yeah, Justin new deck is sick but he can’t even skate dude, he’s just a Brand Caddy.”

by Budget Ninja August 21, 2014

caddy corner

diagonally opposite from the point where you are now, as if standing on one corner in a square

Ryan told Matt to come caddy corner through the parking lot. Matt did not, and got his truck stuck in an enormous mud hole.

by Slingshot, CKA September 22, 2008

Chadysexual

is a state of extreme homosexuality and a great deal of denial about it. This confusing state is very common in Middle Eastern countries, especially Lebanon, where Chaddy's are expected to wear high cut off jeans and possibly a onesie underneath it.

Why is Chad acting so strange and always looking at Brad Pitt's crotch???

-- Don't worry about that bro, he's a Chadysexual and cannot help it.

by Hired and Fired By The Dutch September 12, 2011

caddywhompus

(adj) a term used to describe something being chaotically off balance, messed up, or unorderly.

guy: dude, ive been playing xbox so much, that when i don't look at my TV, my vision goes all caddywhompus on me!

friend: yeah? maybe its that kush!

by ngsada July 14, 2010

chaddi

the indian word for underwear is chaddi.

Rohan : man what chaddi is that rejesh kid wearing
Sohan : hes wearing jockey chaddi
Rejesh : no i wearig dhar mann chaddi

by cryst_lx November 27, 2021

Caddywamp

When one receives a blow job while sitting on the couch watching ESPN's top ten plays while simultaneously eating Buffalo Wild Wings covered in Buffalo Wild Wing's own Blazin' sauce, after driving to pick up the wings in his own Cadillac. Hence the prefix, "Caddy". (Note- The one receiving the "Caddywamp" HAS to be sweating from eating the wings, as to add to the love/hate relationship of recievig a cadywamp. Also, the number of wings has to be no less than six but no more than 24. To ensure that the blowjob does not last too long and the blowjobee (one giving the blowjob) does not tire out the jaw muscles so they to will be able to enjoy the delicious and delectable Buffalo Wild Wings)

Dude! Last night i got myself a caddywamp from the chick next door! But im still not sure if i loved it, or hated it.

by just a bro January 1, 2010

Anal caddy

When one transports another golfers clubs through inserting them into their own anus.

The Masters was won on a great tip from Phil Mickelsons Anal Caddy.

by Tron35 July 26, 2007