cereal pirate

1. A pirate who menacingly sneaks through walmart at night messing up all of the cereal boxes, changing their order, and damaging packaging; resulting in the constant disarray that is the walmart cereal aisle.

2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.

1. Those cereal pirates dented this box of Cocoa Puffs!
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.

by argh! April 27, 2006

Cereal, no syrup?

Cereal is supposed to sound like serious. While syrup represents the sugar coating of the truth or a lie. So, the whole phrase is: seriously, no lie.

Nathan: She says you are cute bro
Mark: Cereal, no syrup?
Nathan: Cereal

by JHUBois November 20, 2015

Salsa Cereal

When you are dipping chips in salsa, and you get down to the last crumbs of chips which are too small to pick up and dip, you just pour them into the salsa and get a spoon and mix them in and eat it like cereal. This allows you to get the last of the chips blended with the salsa. No wasted chips, more good food for you.....:)

I ran out of dip-sized chips, so I just poured the crumbs into the salsa bowl, grabbed a spoon, and ate me some Salsa Cereal.

by Kanji_Flufenoff August 7, 2010

cereal box

a place u go to, to escape reality. no one else can enter your cereal box, only you!

brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.

(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)

by jeny February 25, 2008

i'm cereal

Meaning I´m serous. From SouthPark episode.
Always used in a humoristic way.

Nobody is gonna believe you didn't eat the cookies.
But i'm telling you it wasn't me. I'm cereal!

by Gastón Haro September 24, 2007

cereal dust

the dust in the cereal box that goes into your bowl when all the cereal is gone.

FUCK. all i got was cereal dust because dave finished all the goddamn cocoa puffs.

by jayveeeeee January 17, 2009

Fat Cereal

Tiny broken fragments of potato chip mixed in a bowl with dip, and eaten with a spoon. A snack often eaten late at night when the potato chips in the bag are no longer big enough for dipping to be possible.

I didn't want to get my fingers greasy so I made some fat cereal instead.

by Mike Beeyou September 8, 2011