Cassandra Nova? a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me.
-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.
-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.
by 🌲 May 8, 2025
Get the Cassandra Novamug. Brown hair, hazel eyes, thick, tall, like really tall, play lots of sports, has lots of friends, is really cool and nice to have if your friends with them. Somewhat smart but really really pretty, cute and gorgeous. Really likes to make people laugh and is an all-around good person
by Clxckbi December 7, 2019
Get the Cassandra Lee Yankemug. 
by Admin_45 January 18, 2022
Get the Cassandramug. Cassandra is hot asf.
by urbanhotasf December 18, 2021
Get the Cassandramug. Elvin's sister
by Hello-553669 April 6, 2025
Get the Cassandramug. A manipulative gaslighter, often with reddish-brown hair and a fair physique, known to diddle children and then lie about being asexual; completely untrustworthy yet shockingly alluring, the ultimate honey trap
Person A: my girlfriend keeps playing me like a fiddle, my therapist says it’s not healthy
Person B: is her name Cassandra?
Person A: yes, why?
Person B: you have your answer
Person B: is her name Cassandra?
Person A: yes, why?
Person B: you have your answer
by QuinnTarot January 31, 2024
Get the Cassandramug.