in the group of friends ... there will always be one that thinks a "sex on a stick" has to be ..... long haired greasy and fat ..... ( wouldnt be suprised if you could cook them in a deep fat frier.... without havin to add extra grease) longer nails than normal or any girl known to man. hangs penguins of a unwashed hat. smells jus as bad as his room which he could never leave cos hes sweats in sun light .... trust me ... this is dangerous.
and when they say they hav been laid and are extremly large in some areas ...... dont believe them cos they are jus pullina callum!
A callum gets far too excited at the slightest of girl attention and proves while his waist is large,his penis isn't.
will never EVER get laid cause he would cause the girl to into a coma from the sheer trauma and pyschological damage.
he causes every girl who tries to have a conversation with him physical pain because he is so retarded and annoying.
and when they say they hav been laid and are extremly large in some areas ...... dont believe them cos they are jus pullina callum!
A callum gets far too excited at the slightest of girl attention and proves while his waist is large,his penis isn't.
will never EVER get laid cause he would cause the girl to into a coma from the sheer trauma and pyschological damage.
he causes every girl who tries to have a conversation with him physical pain because he is so retarded and annoying.
"oh...how is Rosie?"
"in the Hospital"
"OH NO! why??"
"well..you know her boyfriend?"
"yeah?"
"he's a callum"
*silence*
"Ew"
"in the Hospital"
"OH NO! why??"
"well..you know her boyfriend?"
"yeah?"
"he's a callum"
*silence*
"Ew"
by WykeDykesbaby February 10, 2010
Get the Callummug. He is a bitch and if you know him you should kill him he has a small dick a bit of a nerd and also gay
I hate callum
by Gsgdydvxtz12 April 12, 2019
Get the Callummug. by Asfgjkgdsftvcfjderbhybb November 29, 2014
Get the Callummug. by Captain Irish Sarcasm July 13, 2010
Get the Callummug. Callum normally a hidious human you will ever see
He likes to hang arond with 11 year old girls and boys mostly
He lost his virginity to a ferrit and some how have the ferrite aids
Now callum is sleeping in my sisters basement with a camera in my sisters room.
If you see a callum run and scream.
He likes to hang arond with 11 year old girls and boys mostly
He lost his virginity to a ferrit and some how have the ferrite aids
Now callum is sleeping in my sisters basement with a camera in my sisters room.
If you see a callum run and scream.
Callum "callum is such a ferritfucker"
by Feritfucker July 12, 2019
Get the Callummug. That mythical man who’s is also known as Top Shafter! The name he acquired after dorm parties at the all boys boarding school
by The wise elf February 9, 2020
Get the Callummug. by ARandomFraya June 2, 2020
Get the Callummug.