you cant diddle a diddle boy

A phrase used by youtuber JackSucksAtLife and Rule 1 of Hacker Trolling
"You can't Diddle a diddle boy" or "Ya can't diddle a diddle boy" means
You can't troll a troll, or more specifically you cant troll the Diddle Boy; aka jack
*a staff member of Jack's tries to troll him on his mc server*
Jack: You cant diddle a diddle boy *cute laugh*
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I've fallen and cant get up

A girl takes a penis from behind while on the ground while giving hand jobs to men on the left and right, while blowing the man in the middle, thrusting her in a downward motion making her look like she cant get up.
I've fallen and cant get up due to all these penises.
by Diebler84 April 09, 2009
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I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED
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-:I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!
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white men cant jump theory

The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.
White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys

Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball

White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.
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why cant black people swim

Idfk but probably because 64% of black children dont know how to swim i think they just dont like swiming
why cant black people swim ?
they just dont like to
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