desk crocodile

A sophisticated way of calling a stapler. Makes people question themselves.

How’s your desk crocodile today, Paula?
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”

by Tristansdumbass June 10, 2020

CROCODILE QUEAF

A female crocodile fanny fart.

It was a day in the jungle and the explorers heard a crocodile queaf.

by TNYELLELR December 2, 2016

crocodile \ cockodile

crocodile essentially means man whore, or male slut; usually used for straight men Examples of crocodile behavior are: having dated or hit on every girl in your class, walking around shirtless, wearing shorts in the winter, lying, being homophobic\transphobic or a generally dick weed.

Ex: "he's is such a crocodile for that"
crocodile \ cockodile : man whore

by Eryn kelly April 9, 2022

crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

crocodile roll

When Two men sixty nine each other while firmly grasping one another’s buttock and begin to roll back and forth.

My boyfriend and I decided to spice up our sex life with the crocodile roll but he was so big I gagged on the first roll.

by The Saudi price July 26, 2021

beached crocodile

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.

After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.

by thabob November 23, 2011

crocodile pussy

Pussy so tight feels like a alligators bite when you put your dick in it but its an crocodile pussy, so you can't pull out when you cum.

That bitch had a mean case of crocodile Pussy. Last night didn’t know if I could pull it out

by crocidileeee March 31, 2022