A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.
by Lizard Snatch 123 August 24, 2022
Get the bendy Crockermug. The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)
by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010
Get the Penis-Crockermug. An unnecessary disposal of partially eaten food, most commonly doughnuts or fried chicken, and is considered wasteful but extremely humourous. Very common practice in the Western Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta.
Did you just throw away 10 doughnuts in that 12 pack?! That is a waste of food!
Nah man. I Crockered that shit.
Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.
Nah man. I Crockered that shit.
Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.
by Charlie757473 September 8, 2021
Get the Crockeredmug. When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel
they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.
they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.
Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.
by halestorm187 December 22, 2017
Get the Petty Crockermug. “We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
Get the Betty Crocker cock blockermug.