The maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. This state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.
Dude 1: "Pete partied really hard last night, man."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."
by Scathe April 10, 2007
My wife called the ambulance because she found me on the floor of the bathroom but it was just a pood coma.
by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 16, 2019
I just dropped the browns to the superbowl and I need to sit down now because I'm in a big shit coma!
by estarno May 02, 2010
by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017
A state where upon witnessing something wonderful from your childhood you spend several hours on the internet exploring it.
Dude I found this video on Youtube that was a compilation of 80's cartoon themes! Next time I looked at a clock it was five hours later! What the hell happened?
You must have gone into a severe nostalgia coma
You must have gone into a severe nostalgia coma
by corsairjoshua February 21, 2011
When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.
by Jaredmilled August 15, 2016
A long-lasting, intense, and frightening nightmare that occurs while in a medically-induced coma. Most people who experience them later battle varying degrees of PTSD.
I have PTSD from the coma-mares I suffered while in septic shock.
by Dan C. Gilliam October 26, 2017