cheater pease

Cheater pease is a derivative of the words peter, and cheese(peter cheese), which is the stuff that seeps out of the end of ones penis during sexual arousal, whether during self or assisted stimulation. Basically natural male lubrication that comes out silky smooth and ends up all crusty and shit, like those days when you wake up and your eye lid is stuck shut 'cause you've been dreamin heavy like a mug.

1. "I was whackin off on your moms face last night while she was asleep, and my cheater pease dripped into her eye, then when she woke up in the morning she couldn't open that sumbitch.", "Haha, that's sick doot!!one!!tilde"

2. Pornstar - "Lick the cheater pease off my cack you slutbag, that's right, you'sa badgirl!"

by Wicked-Wun June 21, 2006

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Cheater-Strike

A better way to describe Counter-Strike, A Half-Life mod filled with n00bs and Cheaters.

Pro: You fucking H4x0r n00b...
Cheater: STFU I dun cheet nub, I r teh 1337
Pro: ADMIN "Pro" used command Admin_slowhack "Cheater"
Pro: There ya go bitch.

by I play dod now cause cs/cz is filled with 11-year-old bitches. April 20, 2004

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cheater's head

A blowjob in which the giver uses their hand. Has the receiver scratching their head like "wtf"?

I had to kick Lisa out and call up Simone because Lisa wouldn't stop with the cheater's head; next time I'm buying some handcuffs (for more than one reason)

by lawnmowerman December 29, 2007

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cheater's comfort

When two cheaters feel better about cheating by talking to each other about their cheating.

This friend of mine heard I cheated on my girlfriend, so she decided to tell me about all the time she cheated. I guess she was looking for some cheater's comfort.

by ted tintsone December 21, 2010