Catching Turtles

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.

They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.

by Troy September 25, 2004

Catching feelings

Catching feelings is when the person you like wants to trick you and then block your ass

He blocked me I can’t believe Tyler blocked me he said he was catching feelings.

by Ella’s Dictionary December 27, 2019

catching blixs

Blixs can be what ever you want them to be, feelings, objects, dirty looks, thoughts or blixs can mean absolute nothing at all when you use it!

I been catching blixs!
She fly i gotta catch those blixs!
I was standing on corner minding my own and i stated catching blixs!
Did you see all those blixs ? Lets go catch um!

I haven't had blixs in a minute I need to catch me some of that!
nonsense slang Ronzell

by Runzell October 25, 2015

Catching fish with a stone

Something that doesn't make sense

Person 1: why is your neighbor watering her lawn during the storm?
Person 2: I dunno man, she's always catching fish with a stone.

See: stirring ducks in a bucket

by Bucketduck August 28, 2017

Catching the dusky fish

Anal sex.

She was really, really drunk so she let me have a go at catching the dusky fish.

by gruntyphish October 4, 2009

catching jokes

when you are finding a lot of things funny and can't stop laughing
a number of things are amusing you just as easily as it is to catch something

what you lot doing there on the floor
-just catching jokes man, i'm creasin'!!

by miowmeeshyz June 11, 2010

Catching the L Train

Smoking a blunt.

trigga, we catching the L Train after work.

by theboredjester August 23, 2011