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Cassandra

A skinny shrimp that will steal your shoes
Ahh shit, Cassandra stole my shoes, again
by imtotallyreal September 4, 2021
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Cassandra

Cassandra is a well experienced young lady. She has fought battles at 13 when her mother and father separated. She is a diva, money driven, sex addict and likes big stuffs. She has a sugar daddy but is afraid to open up and would not admit when asked.
Cassandra is a well experienced young lady.
by anashlo November 24, 2021
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Cassandra Nova

Cassandra Nova? a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me.

-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.
by 🌲 May 8, 2025
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Cassandra

Cassandra is better with Cedrik yiee
Sanaol nalang Cassandra eh
by Admin_45 January 18, 2022
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Cassandra

an ugly bald bitch who deserves whatever is coming to her
the grease stains this bitches hair leaves is crazy

fat.
wow that pig looks like a cassandra!

omg is that shrek, oh its actually cassandra lol
by steven rounds March 7, 2024
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Cassandra

Cassandra is a well experienced young lady. She has fought battles at 13 when her mother and father separated. She is a diva, money driven, sex addict and likes big stuffs. She has a sugar daddy but is afraid to open up and would not admit when asked.
Cassandra is a well experienced young lady.
by anashlo November 24, 2021
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Cassandra

A manipulative gaslighter, often with reddish-brown hair and a fair physique, known to diddle children and then lie about being asexual; completely untrustworthy yet shockingly alluring, the ultimate honey trap
Person A: my girlfriend keeps playing me like a fiddle, my therapist says it’s not healthy
Person B: is her name Cassandra?
Person A: yes, why?
Person B: you have your answer
by QuinnTarot January 31, 2024
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