Compton Car Wash

Sexual act involving multiple black men ejaculating on one female's face or body, most often followed by the men rubbing their sperm on the girl's face with their penises.

"Hey Winston, wanna come over tonight? That ho bag Jenna will be over tonight, and she wants the Compton Car Wash!"

by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009

Changzhou Car Wash

Named in honour of a town in China where water sports have achieved a well deserved notoriety, the Changzhou Car Wash refers to the act of drinking large quantities of beer, leaving the bar and finding a suitible vehicle to pee on, and then engageing in sexual intercourse on said vehicle, missionary position.

I got right hammed up last night, drank a shit load of beer, then convinced my girlfriend to go outside for a Changzhou Car Wash.

by Pud Pucker April 26, 2009

The Car Wash

The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an automatic car wash.

Thanks to Brett and Dave many girls at Messiah College have received The Car Wash...and have been satisfied with the job!

by Brett and Dave September 17, 2007

coder car wash

The coder car wash is the act of hanging upside down from the rafters, butt-naked and jizzing on someone.

Dude, last night I gave gram gram the coder car wash! She was so sudsy! OMG 365!!!1

by Andrew365 December 13, 2008

Millennial Car Wash

When shes gives you head with a tidepod in her mouth

I told her i needed to shower first and she said don't worry I'll be your millennial Car Wash.

by DatWeridBoi May 3, 2019

Chattanooga Car Wash

To fill the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of a friend, nemesis, or ex-girlfriend with male genetic material. Works best with a comically large dose of seminal fluid.

Man, I gave my ex a Chattanooga car wash and she was pissed. I saved up for two months but it was worth it.

by Motor Enthusiast March 12, 2011

Tiwana Car Wash

(verb) a sexual move in which a man dribbles hot steaming sperm onto a womans chest. She then takes his face and press' it against her chest into the sperm.

Yo bitch, want a Tiwana Car Wash?

by thesatisfyer April 3, 2009