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closeface

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.
I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.
by the only m November 5, 2012
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Clod

Apperantly more than you, you clod!
by Crystal clods July 6, 2016
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Clown Show

when people are really screwing up an activity that should be fairly straight forward.
You see the way those guys are fixing my car?
Ya, what a clown show.
by MexicoSean March 17, 2005
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close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.
During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.
by jpg3 November 6, 2011
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Clod

- A peice of dirt
-idiot
''YOU CRYSTAL CLODS!''
by YOLODIYMOND May 8, 2016
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Clog my ass

Exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Similar in usage to Aussie "Fuck me dead"
I finally passed my finals...Clog my ass that is awesome!

Clog my ass, I've just missed my train!
by HansSausage August 10, 2020
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Close but no cigar

When you come close to something but don't quite get there.

Just short of success

This phrase originated in the 1920's. Fair grounds would give cigars away as prizes. Prizes were more aimed at the adults then vs. children like they are now. The fair workers would shout out "close but no cigar".... The first written documentation of this word appeared in the 1930's and then became a common phrase.
You finish second in a race
A friend asks how you did
You tell them "I finished in second place, close but no cigar"
by BBJ24 June 6, 2015
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