A Buttfuck

A person that is stupid or can't comprehend anything, or a stubborn person.

Person 1: *plays with lighter*
Person 2: Stop
Person 1: No!
Person 2: you are a buttfuck

by honextly September 19, 2022

devil's buttfuck

(n.) an insult given to the annoying person trying to play devil's advocate.

"Quit playing devil's buttfuck, you fucking whore!"

"Hey Larry, why are you being so combative?"
"I'm just trying to be devil's advocate."
"You mean DEVIL'S BUTTFUCK, you fucking whore?"

by firstnamesal March 4, 2015

Alabama Buttfuck

An alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 1/2 whole milk and 1/2 cheap domestic beer of your choice.

Randy wasn't trying to get drunk, he just wanted a good old fashioned Alabama Buttfuck with the boys.

by testarossa__ August 3, 2015

backed up to West Buttfuck

when traffic has ground to a halt or crawl for many miles, usually due to rush hour, heavy construction, or a bad accident.

I'm trying really hard to make it to the show on time, but traffic on I-85 is backed up to West Buttfuck!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

accidental buttfuck

Accidental buttfuck means that you bent down innocently but accidentally in front of someone and their dick touches your butt.

Girl- "Oh I dropped my phone"
Boy- Walks forward while the girl picks up her phone. "Well she just got an accidental buttfuck"

I guess that's what it means. That might be completely false but whatevvs man.

by 420 LEM April 14, 2014

Headlock Buttfuck

Sexual encounter consisting of individual headlocking male or female victim, while another mercilessly buttfucks them. Buttfucking continues until dominant partner is satiated or victim begins to bleed profusely.

Johnathan and his roommate headlock buttfucked an unsuspecting drunk male. It was horrendous, but they all enjoyed it.

Cindy begged her boyfriend and her friend Sarah to headlock buttfuck her until the sun came up... A fortnight later.

by HurtBreak December 17, 2008

Vertigo Buttfuck

when your girlfriend gets vertigo so you fuck her in the ass

"My girlfriend and I were in the mall and she got vertigo so we decided to do the Vertigo Buttfuck"

by RK Swexx March 30, 2018