Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.

George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"

by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011

butterscotch

Leakage of lubrication and bodily fluids on camera during an anal sex scene.

That was a really hot scene until the butterscotch showed up.

by Opie November 24, 2003

buttersoft

Soft as butter

her vagina is buttersoft

by butters1385 October 20, 2010

Butterscotch

A butterfaced (female with a great body but gross face) milf. Basically any older woman who has an amazing body but a horrendous face.

I thought my boss was a smoke show, but then she turned around and I realized she was a total butterscotch

by DareToBro10 July 22, 2011

buttrock

Mid to late 70s rock music about getting drunk, smoking marijuana and screwing skanky women, women who might quite possibly have sexually transmitted diseases.

boston

by coldchicken23 November 2, 2003

buttercock

A sculpture of a phallus made entirely out of butter or, if need be, a butter substitute.

Person 1: Yo man! Check out my buttercock!

Person 2: Pretty sweet dude. Wanna have some toast later?

by WhyWeEat December 4, 2007

buttrock screamo

A subdivision of screamo where the lead singer sounds like he is dying of lung cancer.

-A petal fallen
-the saddest landscape
etc.

Did you hear the new saddest landscape? It's straight buttrockin screamo, straight up!

by die all peacocks March 17, 2004