ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.

"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"

by Ellicor September 14, 2019

ding, ding

1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.

1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)

by TrickerTim December 18, 2008

Ding Ding Fairy

An uncle John that creeps in the room of Brittany, has his way with her and then leaves his ding ding behind so she can continue to pleasure herself.

Hey I saw that ding ding fairy in your room last night was it uncle John?

by skatmandiddlybop December 25, 2022

Ding Ding

it is a word someone uses when they are acting stupid and not behaving to well, also they use it when they are mad at a person .

my dog chewed up a hair clip he was being a real ding ding.

by toast is good April 11, 2022

Bing Ding Ding

An internet meme used to describe a Chinese penis.

You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?
Your sex slave: PLEASE LET MY FAMILY GO. I AM DEPRIVED OF ALL NUTRIENTS, TAKE ME IF NOT THEM.
You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?

by Enderdragon2032//4_7D January 17, 2022

ding ding hug

When your butt ass naked and give someone a hug.

No no please I don't want a ding ding hug from you son

by Smasher69 December 10, 2016

Ding ding

A name to call someone. Often in a funny way. Not meant to be offensive but to be funny and make people laugh.

A term used to call someone when they do something stupid or say something dumb.

Synonym to ding dong but way more funny.

C’mon ya ding ding

Omg don’t lie ya ding ding
You’re a ding ding

by Yadingding July 20, 2018