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The Bus Driver

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.
by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022
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Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time
by Firefaul December 7, 2017
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Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
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why is my bus driver playing mitski

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room
Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question
by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025
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Whatever drives your bus

In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.
Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.

Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.
by 333Emmaline May 10, 2010
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angry busdriver

An angry busdriver is when you're doing your girl doggy-style, and keep tugging on her ponytail - so she looks like the angry busdriver that keeps looking up in his mirror.
Tom gave Julie an angry busdriver.
by DougW May 1, 2006
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Busdriver

(n) Underground hip-hop artist who raps extremely fast. Probably faster than the likes of Twista and Bone Thugs N Harmony.
Go listen to Imaginary Places from the Tony Hawk Underground game, you'll see
by Speedster April 30, 2004
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