snuggle bumpkin

A fine ass girl with so much cushion that you just feel so comfortable laying on the couch with her. She may also have an hourglass figure, making her even more fun to snuggle with. The best kind of girl to end up snuggle fucking.

Friend: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Me: My guy, I was totally chillin’ with this fine-ass Snuggle Bumpkin! She was so soft and warm I barely remember anything else!

Friend: Damn! Sounds like a damn fine girl!

Me: Fo sho!

by Pawg Husband April 24, 2024

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new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

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Bumpkin Addict

Gay male addicted to a combination of the smell of shit and a cocaine high.

Yo dat crazy azz Boozie be a damn bumpkin addict mahne, swear on my life he like dick powder and shit bruh!

by speakin' truths n killin' em January 01, 2017

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Bumpkin fever

When you have sex with a country girl and her entire family.

Dude, I had bumpkin fever last night

by May 26, 2022

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Country Bumpkin

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.

(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”

by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022

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