Bumpkin

A person who is a bum, but has the IQ of a pumpkin. Anyone can be a bumpkin if you're dumb enough.

oh gosh hes such a bumpkin. I could just eat him

by BumpkinBoo November 12, 2018

Kuntry bumpkin

A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.

"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"

"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."

by Merylstreep2018 February 19, 2018

bumpkin

a resident of Roblin, MB, Canada

Those country bumpkins in Roblin sure know how to throw a tractor pull and pumpkin festival!

by anooneemooose September 7, 2022

Drug bumpkin

When you are pooping and the sink is at a perfect height to snort drugs.

That hotel bathroom had the best drug bumpkin setup I've ever seen!!

by Sarcia26 June 23, 2022

Bumpkin

A child born of incest.

Hi, this is my friend Cletus. All the kids say his mom and dad are brother and sister. He's a bumpkin.

by Super Patel October 13, 2018

Cum Bumpkin

An alternative name for the Engineer from Team Fortress 2

"My favorite class is the Cum Bumpkin"

"I'm going to dress up as Cum Bumpkin for Halloween!"

by fnaf1012 October 3, 2022

redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.

Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”

by Jxrdn February 17, 2025