Britney Speared

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis

"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"

by badugah February 21, 2009

Britneying

The act of purposely showing your vagina to paparazi while leaving a motor vehicle.

After Britneying, she became much more popular.

by St3rnobum February 10, 2012

Britney

Britney is a person you can trust, Britney loves to have sex on a daily basis. If you dump her she will smother you with shame and guilt. You will never feel the same after you've met Britney.

I'm Britney bitch.

by Sketchy Gamer December 3, 2019

britney

seems genuine at first, but will stab you in the back like no one youve ever met before. she will single-handedly ruin everything you’ve built in your life and will ever attempt to build in your future. take extreme cautions when you meet them.

“whats going on? why is this happening to me?”
“i told you not to talk to britney, man.”

by drix883 November 22, 2021

Code Britney

Code Britney - Feeling so stressed out or worried that you feel you might flip or freak out leading to a situation similar to Britney Spears famous head shaving incident.

If this crowd doesn't move I'll have a code Britney

by IncredibleB June 29, 2011

queen britney

my loneliness is killing me. (and iii) i must confess- i still believe. (still believe) when i'm not with you i lose my mind. give me a signnnNnnNnNnNNnn. hit me baby one more time.

queen britney: what's your favorite holy song?
max: ehh.. probably amazing grace. you?
queen britney: my loneliness is killing me. (and iii) i must confess- i still believe. (still believe) when i'm not with you i lose my mind. give me a signnnNnnNnNnNNnn. hit me baby one more time.

max: k lemme just- (starts running for dear life)

by wizzardiishlex January 11, 2023

britney

prison slang meaning coward. calling another man britney is considered highly disrespectful. this has been prison slang for a years and has nothing to do with britney spears not wearing panties or her pussy at all. that is just coincidence.

"Say roun! you know dat nigga dat be tryna shine roun here now!"

"Man dats britney! We need to hit him for a lick!"

by six9 April 9, 2008