blorking

When a dog barks in their sleep.

"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."

by Chase in San Antonio February 3, 2014

bloris

A fat thing that has a hairy cavern and eats baconaters all day long. The most ugly thing on the planet. Usually dies their hair red to look like the wendys girl

Guy 1: Look at bloris!
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: That fat cow

by Penisland19331 May 8, 2011

bloor

Verb - To needlessly install. Or to install beyond what is sensible under the prevailing circumstances.

May also give rise to "bloorisms" (acts of overkill), or "blooring" (the act of needlessly installing something).

I've bloored my apartment by installing over 200metres of cabling.

by AlexJP September 4, 2006

Blorts

Very similar to Jorts, only difference is the color of the material. Black jean shorts, otherwise known as blorts. Then, this leads to bleans, but that's something else all to itself.

I noticed a gentleman admiring some jorts, then he found some blorts that took his breath away.

by Johnny! April 28, 2008

blorpy

A word that can be randomly substituted for any other word in the english language.

Sometimes you act like such a blorpy.

Damn, that blorpy paintjob kicks ass.

You need to blorpy your driving, or else blorpy wont be able to blorpy by your blorpy.

by Nick February 13, 2005

Blorange

When a child or person is faced with the decision of having either orange or blackcurrant squash, and in an attempt to rebel against the world of squash they mix small quantities of both together, and hence call it blorange.

Person: Would you like orange or blackcurrant?
Child: I want Blorange!

by whatevertrevor June 1, 2011

Blorp

The noise a Manatee AKA Sea Cow makes when it bumps into something, especially if it bumps into said something head first.

*Manatee is swimming through an aquarium* (smashes into glass wall)

"blorp." Sits and thinks "I just scrunched my snoot"

by Pandamonium101 October 28, 2018