Water Bobcat

The Water Bobcat (Lynx aquarius) is a subspecies of the cat family Felidae indigenous to Northwestern Ohio, and has adapted to survive predominantly aqueous environments, such as rivers, and lakes. Although mammals, they are sometimes called the "Alligators of the North" for their ability to float motionless at the surface of the water while waiting for unsuspecting prey.

I was reeling in a large walleye, and a damned Water Bobcat snatched it off my fishing line.

Water Bobcat by Butts Carlton November 7, 2015

African Bobcat-ing 

to growl and/or hiss like a bobcat and then lick the back of your hand while standing in a large group of people

*while standing in a long line at Six Flags*
John: *hissss...growl...lick*
Mike: ...what the fuck?
James: dude, he's just african bobcat-ing

African Bobcat-ing by Sir Peaches McCream November 23, 2011

Otto The Bobcat 

1. The creator of the known universe, Otto is a magic space kitten who was spawned from stardust before the galaxy began. He currently lives with his buddy in North Carolina.

Praise Otto, the lord of all!

Otto The Bobcat by OttoTheBobcat June 27, 2006

Eiffel Tower Bobcat Rodeo 

E.T.B.R.: The action of when two men are dually penetrating (ass + mouth or vagina + mouth) a women and then proceed to high five above the female. Then one or both yell "BOBCAT" which initiates a friend, fully naked, to jump out of a nearby closet or door and make an expression of a bobcat, “MEOW” “MEOW”, in rapid succession. Which in turn startles the female, and then the two men that are high fiving try to hold on for at least 8 seconds.

My friend Joe and I began to dually penetrate a girl. We then high fived and yelled "BOBCAT." John jumped out of her closet and screamed “MEOW” “MEOW” just like a bobcat. She tried to pull away but we held on for 8 seconds. Man that night was epic we pulled that Eiffel Tower Bobcat Rodeo off perfectly. But she never called me back?

Eiffel Tower Bobcat Rodeo by Gen. Burns July 12, 2012

"Well, bobcat my nuts!" 

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "

Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!" by Gernansky January 12, 2009

drowning bobcat 

when your giving a guy head he plugs your nose and your mouth fills up with cum and you drown.

"how did shelly die?"
"she was engaged in a drowning bobcat."

drowning bobcat by coochie queen April 28, 2008

wreckin the bobcat 

A term used by uppity snot boys when they elect to run off to the lavatory. This is commonly confused with droppin' a double duce like it's hot into an already corn snake infested water.

Dude, Matt took off wreckin the bobcat again, friggen ponce.

wreckin the bobcat by Snaaaake/Corncob September 5, 2007