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Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
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Bobcat Skid steer

A tractor, aka a Honda fit with a front loader with tracked wheels depending on what type you have. These little machines are used in many fields like building and construction sites, quarry fields and the agricultural places. However due to their size, they can be very dangerous to drive especially when the front loader is full and it’s lifted. Causing imbalance and a risk of tipping over

⚠️ Warning! When operating these skid steers make sure you are wearing a helmet due to the risk of these machines to tip over⚠️
Lily: hey why are you at the hospital.

Greg: just visiting a co-worker who was injured today.

Lily: omg what happend 😱

Greg: well he was operating a bobcat skid steer on the jobsite with its front loader full of dirt and as he was loading the dirt onto a truck, and how he turn left it loss balance and then it tipped over. We Told him to use the JCB 3CX backhoe but he didnt use it. That’s the reason I will never operate these Honda fits with tracked wheels and buckets, those things are deadly
by EMD F59PHI August 14, 2024
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Bobcat Nap

When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.
I got real tired on my camping trip so I took a quick bobcat nap.
by elgrandechungus June 11, 2022
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Human bobcat

What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat
by Jacpauly February 20, 2022
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Bobcat

A male homosexual that frequently seeks out the company and affections of much younger men (e.g., homosexual male version of the often used "Cougar" describing an older woman that is attracted to and dates much younger men).
My 45 year-old next door neighbor is quite a Bobcat, there is always a steady stream of 20 something guys going into his 1 bedroom house after the clubs close, and then appearing for the walk of shame as they scurry to an Uber in the morning.
by DJ Feltersnatch April 25, 2016
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Bobcat

noun
A punk that went to Ohio University who ghosts others, gets drunk and parties, dehumanizes the underprivileged, lies and fakes their support for diversity and inclusion, is extremely cliquey, a fake friend, and a narcissist with no empathy or remorse.
Often pretends to be liberal to hide their fascist behavior.
Hey, you don’t want to be a bobcat. It’s highly frowned upon to be one. If you know they’re a bobcat, don’t be friends with or associate with them.
by Dog_Shit May 16, 2025
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Bobcat

Nick Canon is Mariah Carey's bobcat.
by Stegosarus With Wings October 7, 2009
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