Blockate

Lol you still play this? Cringe kid tbh and you’re probably stuck in 2020. Go move to Roblox studio or wubby at most

“Someone smells like garbage”

“Oh, it’s the Blockate player”

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl June 25, 2024

Poon-blockage

Tampon

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.

by blahblahface February 20, 2009

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

Stay Blankface

The look one gives when one is ready to partake in gay intercourse

“I couldn’t help but stay blankface when my husband looked at me naked”

by Skankhunt52 July 24, 2019

Collateral blockage

When you piss off a user on social media enough that every one in the thread that agrees with you is blocked.

Everyone that 'liked' my reply became collateral blockage.

by Mr. Grime February 21, 2020

Cock Blockage

The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind

Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage

by TacoFN March 29, 2020