feel better

Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.

"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."

by jonah7_2020 April 24, 2019

Better Friday

The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.

I cant wait till Better Friday. Then, I can actually climax inside the broad i find tonight.

by da ho April 2, 2010

a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.

Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."

by von groovy July 4, 2019

Better then Ezra

a man who thinks he is better then anyone .

ok whatever you say Mr. Better then ezra!!!!

by BRANDIlevathansg June 22, 2020

billy better

The complete opposite of "really better"!!!

When somebody does a job for you and it sucks and is far from what u asked for,or what it should be....

Her: I need to get my car painted its lookin rough
Friend: I know a guy that can hook you up he won't give you a billy better job either!it will be the best you ever seen!

by Shore's November 2, 2021

Deserved Better

Bucky Barnes

Bucky Barnes deserved better.
undeserved tramua.

by autumnwings November 8, 2021

better man

taylor swift’s best song. siamese29 (swifttoker) is often recognized as better man’s biggest stan, therefore, giving her ownership of the song along with taylor. I HOLD ONTO THIS PRIDE BECAUSE THESE DAYS IT’S ALL I HAVE, AND I GAVE TO YOU MY BEST AND WE BOTH KNOW YOU CAN’T SAY THAT.

did you hear that taylor swift is planning on singing better man live for sophie?

by amessofadreamer September 26, 2021