Ben is a sexy beast... he is usually around 6 foot + and all the women are in love with him. he has a giant cock and always manages to get into a 3-way at the end of a night out... all in all ben is god
by EpicDude xD October 7, 2011
Get the Benmug. Ben is one of the most amazing and sweet person u will ever meet... He will pick ur spirit up when it's low and will never let u down. When u fall down he'll be the one to catch you. When you first look into his eyes u instantly fall in love w him and there is nothing u can do to stop it. When u wake up in the morning u cant stop urself from thinking about him... All you can think about is his arms wrapped around u. Ur thinking about what it would feel like if his soft and gentle lips brushed up against urs. And when u finally see him, your heart melts.... it feels as if ur... well.... in love w him.... but u have to resist your urges bc he is so concealed that not even his best friend knows who he likes.... When the day is done, all u can think about is what it will feel like when he says he likes you and how u would wrap your arms around his husky body and kiss him.... the most gentle and moving kiss you have ever felt. And u finally know, he was always the one.... overall Ben is the best man u will ever know and even if u never date, he is a really great friend that u will never let go!
by Imsoawesome7557 June 5, 2016
Get the Benmug. by BenMoon December 7, 2018
Get the Benmug. Ben...ben can be a really funny and piss your pants kind of person. Always knows a way to make you laugh. Offensive jokes are his best humour device.
by CrackheadJim January 4, 2019
Get the Benmug. by puppiesrcuties October 23, 2019
Get the Benmug. by FORTNITE BATTLE: ROYALE June 6, 2018
Get the Benmug. The shortest basketball player to ever exist. No one is too sure why he even plays it because he it literally no taller than 5”1 and I’m not even exaggerating he is a fucking midget. His lack of height results in him having size 13 nikes....KIDS size 13 nikes??? Beat that. Not only is he the size of a dwarf, he sounds like a female toddler on helium and to top it all off (easy to do with his height) he looks like a grape. A really sad neglected grape who goes out with a girl with the same name as his ex who *coincidentally* looks near enough the same, but his current gf is a pretty obvious downgraded version. Ben’s signature pulling technique is the “cupping technique” which is simply his tiny little hands grasping on his gf’s arse cheek in a library full of retarded year 7s, curving your hand and holding part of your gf’s arse cheek as if it’s a tit instead- works every time. Another important quality of Ben to mention is his replies being as dry as his pp. let’s not go into detail, just ask a Ben yourself yeah?
*FYI THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE BEN SIMMONS HES TOO SEXY AND IS TOO SUPERIOR TO BE COMPARED TO THIS PLEB ALSO CALLED BEN*
by Not a French Pleb January 27, 2020
Get the Benmug.