Beercan

Beercan is the nickname I gave another cadet with a big fat dick who fucks me in my mouth or boy-hole until he has a cumgasm.

Beercan is coming to my room and I'm gonna try to suck a cumgasm out of him!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

beeresponsibility

the duty, often of utmost importance, to bring water, hops, malt, and yeast (mixed, of course) to a social gathering. failure to heed beeresponsibility can result in serious injury or even death.

Ron Mexico has beeresponsibility for tonight - let's hope he's not too busy getting sexually tested and/or murdering dogs to remember.

by BOTW_Jay October 2, 2007

Beernevolence

the increasing desire to pay for others' drinks as one gets drunk

By the end of the night, his beernevolence had him buying rounds for the whole pub.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

Beerleader

That one guy that's always a couple drinks ahead of everyone else, no matter where you are.

Person 1 - Dude look at John, it's only 5 and he's already trashed.

Person 2 - 50 bucks says he'll be passed out by 7.

Person 1 - You're on, god he's such a beerleader.

by ithinkhillaryisanazi October 6, 2008

Beergeois

n. One who rejects cheap, "low class" beers in favor of more obscure and expensive varieties.

adj. Of, or pertaining to, this class.

"A thirty rack of Stones? Nice."

"Oh Gunther, don't be so beergeois."

by Jonnycakers May 4, 2009

Beernesia

Loss of memory due to beer

I can't remember a thing from from last night-must be beernesia

by beer devourer September 19, 2009

beermergency

The realization that a valuable beer you have in stock will soon go bad and you have too many to drink all of them in an appropriate time frame.

I cracked open a beer that one month ago, waited in a sleet storm for 3 hours to get. The beer is changing dramatically. I did an immediate on hands count, and declared a beermergency. We must drink this beer before it goes bad!!

by beertunity January 6, 2015