turd burglar

Robin Hood with a poop fetish.

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage

EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.

by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005

ass burglar

One who burgles ass

God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.

by b-randon September 11, 2003

batty burglar

a homosexual/gay male human.

"why is george michael such a batty burglar?"

by chewbacca June 19, 2006

fudge burglar

One who enters another anus without permission from the owner and removes colon fudge

Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge

by BIG T 49 June 6, 2016

snerd burglar

A 90's insult that isn't ever used anymore. Similar do calling someone butthead or doofus.

Person 1: Dude you're such a butthead!
Person 2: Shut up you Snerd Burglar!

by #GamerWin June 12, 2019

fence burglar

a fence burglar is someone who takes "a fence" to everything people say.

person: *inhales*
fence burglar: "how dARe you!!1! did that oxygen consent to being forcefully sucked into your lungs, huh??!!" *proceeds to steal a fence*

by justapersonidk February 2, 2022