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Human bobcat

What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat
by Jacpauly February 20, 2022
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bobcat

A much-older version of a cougar or jaguar. While a cougar is a 40-something who wears outrageous clothing and makeup and preys on younger men (and a jaguar is in her 50s-60s), a bobcat is in her 70s to 90s.
If her bf was any younger, Elizabeth Taylor would be a total bobcat.
by ILoveSamNDean February 4, 2009
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Bobcat Skid steer

A tractor, aka a Honda fit with a front loader with tracked wheels depending on what type you have. These little machines are used in many fields like building and construction sites, quarry fields and the agricultural places. However due to their size, they can be very dangerous to drive especially when the front loader is full and it’s lifted. Causing imbalance and a risk of tipping over

⚠️ Warning! When operating these skid steers make sure you are wearing a helmet due to the risk of these machines to tip over⚠️
Lily: hey why are you at the hospital.

Greg: just visiting a co-worker who was injured today.

Lily: omg what happend 😱

Greg: well he was operating a bobcat skid steer on the jobsite with its front loader full of dirt and as he was loading the dirt onto a truck, and how he turn left it loss balance and then it tipped over. We Told him to use the JCB 3CX backhoe but he didnt use it. That’s the reason I will never operate these Honda fits with tracked wheels and buckets, those things are deadly
by EMD F59PHI August 14, 2024
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Bobcat Syndrome

(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.
Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"

(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
by TimJongUn May 10, 2016
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Bobcat

An older woman who wants to be a cougar, but is nowhere near attractive enough.
Bob: Did you see that bobcat hitting on Tony?

Jake: Yeah, I can't believe she thinks she looks that good with all those wrinkles.
by Mortious Krayle May 20, 2010
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Bobcat Pavejob

Bobcat Pavejob refers to a cruel form of punishment given to pedophiles. It’s where their flaccid penis is stretched (painfully) onto wet concert by an actual Bobcat and held there until the concrete solidifies. They’re also given nothing to eat or drink.
That yucky pedo was given the ultimate punishment. The Bobcat Pavejob. Should scare the others
by Hck94 April 27, 2025
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Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
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