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baloney

how everyone spells bologna (and it should be spelled like baloney
person texting: “yeah and there’s baloney in my sandwich
other person texting: “it’s actually spelled bologna!”
by thecutesteverrrrr April 25, 2025
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Baloney Bop

I performed the ol' Baloney Bop with Emily last night. It felt so damn good
by Hitler's Ally February 20, 2020
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Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie
by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021
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Baloney

Also spelled "Bahloney" Not to be confused with "Bologna, a type of lunchmeat." is something so full of bullshit it can't even be defined with a curse word thus, you just simply have to use a misspelled word for a cheap-ass lunchmeat to describe the object/person/situation.
2020 is such a baloney year.
by The Talking Brony July 12, 2020
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Baloney in the bull pen

Johnny Depp was spewing baloney in the bull pen when he claimed that Amber Heard didn't know what she was talking about when she said that he harassed her.
by REL207 August 15, 2022
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baloney

Meat paste, A weapon used to disturbs others and kill their enemies
Caleb- " hey you wanna kill someone"
Peter-"yeah you have any advice?"
Caleb- " use a baloney it blends in perfectly with the body after your done"
by cidp October 20, 2020
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dipping the baloney

a guy having sex. Past tense: dipped the baloney
Last night I was dipping the baloney with Rachel
by kerplunkety August 1, 2019
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