person texting: “yeah and there’s baloney in my sandwich”
other person texting: “it’s actually spelled bologna!”
other person texting: “it’s actually spelled bologna!”
by thecutesteverrrrr April 25, 2025

by Hitler's Ally February 20, 2020

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie
by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021

Also spelled "Bahloney" Not to be confused with "Bologna, a type of lunchmeat." is something so full of bullshit it can't even be defined with a curse word thus, you just simply have to use a misspelled word for a cheap-ass lunchmeat to describe the object/person/situation.
by The Talking Brony July 12, 2020

Johnny Depp was spewing baloney in the bull pen when he claimed that Amber Heard didn't know what she was talking about when she said that he harassed her.
by REL207 August 15, 2022

Caleb- " hey you wanna kill someone"
Peter-"yeah you have any advice?"
Caleb- " use a baloney it blends in perfectly with the body after your done"
Peter-"yeah you have any advice?"
Caleb- " use a baloney it blends in perfectly with the body after your done"
by cidp October 20, 2020

by kerplunkety August 1, 2019
