Baloney

Not the same as Bologna

That's a load of baloney

by Roadkill'd October 27, 2022

suave baloney

When your baloney is more charming than you are.

The baloney was very suave. I didn't know such a suave baloney could exist!

by baba loney April 17, 2019

Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 08, 2017

Baloney fucker

Is derogatory term used towards Jewish people

Get that baloney fucker out of here!

by Fwyehrhebeh April 17, 2022

Baloney Smuggler

One who uses their anal passage to hide another man’s erect penis inside of.

John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.

by Boner2020 November 11, 2020

Super wacko crazy baloney

When something is so crazy or insane that it just turns to baloney

That school day was super wacko crazy baloney

by Purpstar615 July 12, 2023

baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.

Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."

by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014