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Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.
Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!
by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017
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Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect
I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner
by Meat chub December 29, 2019
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Baloney Bop

I performed the ol' Baloney Bop with Emily last night. It felt so damn good
by Hitler's Ally February 20, 2020
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Baloney

Also spelled "Bahloney" Not to be confused with "Bologna, a type of lunchmeat." is something so full of bullshit it can't even be defined with a curse word thus, you just simply have to use a misspelled word for a cheap-ass lunchmeat to describe the object/person/situation.
2020 is such a baloney year.
by The Talking Brony July 12, 2020
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Baloney

The real way you should spell bologna because the other way is shitty
dude 1: Hey you just hit a racoon!
dude 2: It's fineeee
dude 1: that's baloney! it's fucking dead!
by ZootedLove August 12, 2020
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Super wacko crazy baloney

When something is so crazy or insane that it just turns to baloney
That school day was super wacko crazy baloney
by Purpstar615 July 12, 2023
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Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie
by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021
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