Bae

Dude#1: I hate my girlfriend she is a total Bae.
Dude#2: If you hate her why do you call her bae.
Dude#1: Cause shes a bitch about everything.

Dude#2: Fucking brillant man.

by BASBGP December 04, 2014

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The most fucking annoying way to show that you got a girlfriend. Its mostly used by people who take selfies in mid public, fuck around with the wrong people or are just assholes in general.

Female: bae I'm going to the movies later, wanna come.
Male: sure bae, be there soon bae.

Mom: hi honey what does bae mean?
Male: oh its the stupid, most retarded way to say baby or babe to GF, you know because I'm the biggest swagger fagger on the whole fucking planet

by Ps4bro_57 August 22, 2015

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The word bae was first used when someone was texting the real mvp in their life, when the apple keyboard was too small and they meant to say he/she was "bad", but typed an "e" key instead of the "d" key. A bae is this the penultimate swaggy swag dope monster from coolville, sometimes transcending the real slim shady laws. This person generally is texted 2.4 hearts per text because they produce more love than can be expressed in emojis. They are almost as cute as puppies trying to act angry.

You: "MC man you know you bae"
MC: "Excuse me?"
You: "oops meant bad***"

A few years later:
You: "MICHAEL MY TYPO BECAME AN INTERNET TREND"
MC: "OMG! YOU GO GIRL YOURE SUCH BAE"

by letitgoo December 22, 2014

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Bae = Big Ass Ears

💁 those big ass ears choose everything they wanna hear and block out the rest like its irrelevant

Fuck bae lmao

by Trav Kush July 11, 2017

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