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autodog

Submarine talk for 'hotdog'
Navy on Submarine: "I'm going to the cafeteria to get some autodog."
by Babydoodles December 1, 2010
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autoidioturd

Anyone that does stupid shit when in there car.
"So he slamed on his breaks, making me slam on my breaks, making the tracter-trailer slam on it's breaks, just so he could get past the car to his right and skip over 2 lanes to catch the exit ramp before the bridge even though the exit after the bridge lets you go in both directions as well. What an autoidioturd."
by Wildthrust March 26, 2007
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autodooraphobia

the fear that an automatic door doesnt open when you approach it, leaving you humiliated.
Man i hope this door opens when i get to it so i dont get humiliated, i guess i have autodooraphobia.
by donnie76 November 13, 2011
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Autoerotic correlation

verb

A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.
All the biddies here are too ugly to fuck but autoerotic correlation implies that I'm a sex god.
by oxford english dzchonary July 25, 2012
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autodidact

A self-taught individual; where the self-teaching is marked by a clear absence of external assistance.

If self-ascribed, the individual is likely to be an asshole.
"Kelly taught themselves how to read and write without any external assistance whatsoever, and thus is an autodidact."
by danly37 September 28, 2015
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autodibs

Autodibs is a social media term. Autodibs happens when someone posts a picture of an attractive human being on any form of social media, when the picture is posted autodibs takes effect and applies to the poster of the picture.
Guy 1: Daaaaamn shes fine I call dibs!
Guy 2: Nope I posted the pic so I get the autodibs
by noodlesquid420 December 9, 2015
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Autodrop

When you play Black Ops 2 you need to Autodrop
Autodrop when you feel threatened by another weapon in Black Ops 2
by Behandle October 16, 2017
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