assplosion

An extreme case of diarrhea where very runny feces is excreted unvoluntarily from the anus at inconcievable speeds.

Joe: Why are you limping?
Bob: Damn, that was one hell of an assplosion!

by Jazmon June 8, 2007

Assplotion

When someone blows up the bathroom in flatulence and/or faeces.

Someone left an Assplotion all over the toilet bowl.

by Hectorcaliente October 5, 2011

Assplants

Implants of the gluteus maximus.

Man A: Nicki Minaj is so hot. Just look at that ass!
Man B: Dude, those are assplants.

by YourMom212121 December 13, 2012

Assplunder

To pillage that booty for treasure.

Last night, Rachel was assplundered. Roger says that the booty was bountiful.

by Doccenburg September 11, 2015

asshley

that one slut named Ashley

(Vasquez)

(from SoCal)

(Cucamonga)

Guy1: there's Asshley
Guy2: stay away from that ho

by dat 1 shithead October 17, 2017

Assley

"Assley" is a term used to describe how thick or rich a certain brand of toilet paper is. Industrial toilet paper that can be found in public schools and businesses is of generic brand, thus not very assley. On the other hand, certain brands that can be bought at department stores can often have double or even triple ply. These brands often require less usage as they are prone to clog the toilet if used in excess. Rule of thumb for using assley toilet paper: less is more.

If you're going to the washroom for a hearty #2, don't use too much toilet paper. The toilet paper in the washroom is very assley.

by Ruperto San Sangelo November 1, 2017

volcano assplode

the volcano assplode happens when you consume to many volcano items from the taco bell menu including the volcano taco and u have massive amounts of dirrhea from your ass

hey whats up man. hold on i just had some volcano tacos and im having a volcano assplode.

by masterpirate774 August 19, 2009