Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.
by Sketchface May 28, 2010

The thing someone says when they cant argue anymore and know you are right, Typically said in a bitchy tone by that one tiktok "Star" who you are 90% sure will be homeless when they grow up
by RacistKid November 8, 2020

by VD Peruvian October 15, 2017

***Group of people talking about which is their favourite episode of the big bang theory ***
Lowell: "Did you guys know that Sekiro is a harder and more advanced game than Dark souls"
Gristian Gorbett: "Didn't ask"
Lowell: "Did you guys know that Sekiro is a harder and more advanced game than Dark souls"
Gristian Gorbett: "Didn't ask"
by ghostyboi91 May 12, 2021

derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.
is that switch fucked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!
boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!
boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?
by george was a goldfish May 12, 2013

Who Asked is commonly used in pointless internet arguments when the opponent runs out of meaningful things to say, often times this is an addition of weakness.
by Ssynicil March 31, 2023

by Dinosaurthings May 29, 2020
