Yuma, Arizona is like living on Venus. Hell on Earth.
January-April, the days are dusty and windy and the mornings/nights are like -94848474°. All the racist snowbirds come and literally ruin everything and drive down the wrong lanes.
May is becomes super dry and sandy, but the snowbirds migrate back to canada.
June and July is literally is so hot it feels like opening an oven thats been preheating. you seat belts will burn you and your air conditioning will break and stuff will melt.
August is when it stays hot, but now with humidity that comes out of literally nowhere. now its like 109° but the real-feel is 125°.
The rest of the months are just a gamble, so have “fun!” But remember that there are dust storms all year round!
January-April, the days are dusty and windy and the mornings/nights are like -94848474°. All the racist snowbirds come and literally ruin everything and drive down the wrong lanes.
May is becomes super dry and sandy, but the snowbirds migrate back to canada.
June and July is literally is so hot it feels like opening an oven thats been preheating. you seat belts will burn you and your air conditioning will break and stuff will melt.
August is when it stays hot, but now with humidity that comes out of literally nowhere. now its like 109° but the real-feel is 125°.
The rest of the months are just a gamble, so have “fun!” But remember that there are dust storms all year round!
Person 1: Why do you keep coughing out sand?
Person 2: I live in Yuma Arizona
Person 1: Why would anyone ever live there?
Person 2: I live in Yuma Arizona
Person 1: Why would anyone ever live there?
by loud_coochie July 19, 2022
Get the yuma arizonamug. When you get an Arizona tea can and use the hole to jack your Willy; using an Arizona tea can as a pocket pussy.
by Thekobaltslayer April 19, 2018
Get the Arizona quickymug. When you climb on someone car, in the middle of a piping hot summer, and take a fat gelatinous shit threw the sunroof and leave it in the vehicle to boil.
by Bootyjuice12222 November 27, 2017
Get the arizona sunroofmug. Weather experienced in the Phoenix area during the winter months (Dec.-Feb.). Weather in which it is too warm to wear a winter jacket or big coat and if you do wear one, you will look like a huge douche. then, when you wear a hoody or thin jacket, you get cold. Thus it is arizona cold.
Johnny - Man it is chilly out here and this is the warmest hoody I have and I am still shivering.
Bobby - I know, I hate Arizona cold.
Bobby - I know, I hate Arizona cold.
by menick December 27, 2008
Get the arizona coldmug. The best university in Arizona, located in Tucson. Top rated for programs in Optical Engineering, Physics, Astronomy, Nursing, Geosciences, Anthropology etc. Far better then that loser good for nothing party school called ASU.
by Arizonian January 4, 2007
Get the university of arizonamug. by tiggerttfn69 January 3, 2008
Get the arizona facialmug. The movie directed by Emir Kusturica. (1993)
Actors:
Johnny Depp - Axel
Jerry Lewis - Leo
Faye Dunaway - Elein
Lili Taylor - Grace
Vincent Gallo - Paul
Axel tags fish in New York as a naturalist's gofer. But his friend Paul comes to get him to his uncle Leo's wedding. Uncle Leo wants Axel to rule his famuly business, he wants him to sell cars.
But Axel never wanted to sell cars. He meets two women: Elein and her stepdaughter Grace... Both of them are interesting, odd and beautiful women.
Who will he choose?
This is movie about the human relationships. Sometimes people don't understand what they want themselves. They have some dreams...but can these dreams come true? And will the one be happier if his dream comes true?
Maybe the dream should just stay a dream?
Actors:
Johnny Depp - Axel
Jerry Lewis - Leo
Faye Dunaway - Elein
Lili Taylor - Grace
Vincent Gallo - Paul
Axel tags fish in New York as a naturalist's gofer. But his friend Paul comes to get him to his uncle Leo's wedding. Uncle Leo wants Axel to rule his famuly business, he wants him to sell cars.
But Axel never wanted to sell cars. He meets two women: Elein and her stepdaughter Grace... Both of them are interesting, odd and beautiful women.
Who will he choose?
This is movie about the human relationships. Sometimes people don't understand what they want themselves. They have some dreams...but can these dreams come true? And will the one be happier if his dream comes true?
Maybe the dream should just stay a dream?
"Arizona dream" won Silver Berlin Bear in 1993 and was nominated on the Golden Berlin Bear.
It has also won Golden Camera 300 and Audience Award.
And, of course, it is the one of the best characters Johnny Depp has ever created!
It has also won Golden Camera 300 and Audience Award.
And, of course, it is the one of the best characters Johnny Depp has ever created!
by XanniTa April 2, 2008
Get the Arizona dreammug.